Jeremy Clarkson reveals bleak Diddly Squat update: āIt is quite simply impossibleā
Jeremy Clarkson reveals bleak Diddly Squat update: āIt is quite simply impossibleā

Lauren MorrisMon, July 27, 2026 at 9:21 AM UTC
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Jeremy Clarkson said that it is āsimply impossible to make money from growing foodā (Getty)
Jeremy Clarkson has revealed that he chose not to grow anything on 200 acres of his farm as itās become āimpossibleā for farmers to make money from growing food.
The TV presenter, whose efforts to run his Cotswold farm Diddly Squat are documented in docuseries Clarksonās Farm, gave an update on the land while speaking out about Dame Angela Eagleās recent appointment as Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs.
Writing in his column, Clarkson urged for something to be done by the government over the farming sectorās financial struggles.
āAction is needed now because farmers have reached the point where it is quite simply impossible to make money from growing food,ā he said in The Sun.
āThis year, I have 200 acres on my farm where we grew nothing at all. We knew that if we planted it with wheat or barley, we would definitely make a loss.ā
He added that he expects things to be āeven worseā for farmers under the UKās new prime minister, Andy Burnham, and shared his worries about Eagle running rural affairs.
āThe only big worry for me right now ā and Iām talking with my farming hat on ā is that heās put someone called Angela Eagle in charge of the countryside,ā he wrote. āAnd so far, her only real claim to fame is that David Cameron once told her to ācalm down, dearā.
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āIāve done some digging, though, and it seems she has never worked on a farm and has never run any kind of business. So putting her in charge of the countryside is like putting Alan Carr in charge of the Army,ā he wrote. āOr me in charge of the diplomatic service. And thatās no good.ā

The TV presenter on āClarksonās Farmā (Prime Video)
Eagle previously served as Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for the Department of Environment, Transport and the Regions under Prime Minister Tony Blairm as well Exchequer Secretary to the Treasury and Minister of State for Pensions and Ageing Society for Gordon Brown.
Until recently, she was Minister of State for Food Security and Rural Affairs under Keir Starmer.
Itās been a difficult few years for Clarkson, who revealed in the penultimate episode of his Prime Video show in June that he had been diagnosed with cancer.
Revealing that he was told in May last year, Clarkson said that the cancer was aggressive but had been caught at a āreally earlyā stage.
He later said that a post-treatment test two months ago found no indication of cancer and declared him in remission.
While fans are yet to hear whether the show will be back for a sixth series, the presenter was spotted filming with a crew at Cereals 2026 ā a farming event held at Diddly Squat ā in June.
Source: āAOL Entertainmentā